cunt raptor


noun. derogatory slang. only word in the english language available that combines the b-tchery of c-nts with the fiendishness of velociraptors. the kind of person who finds normal c-ntery a waste of his/her creative talents, and will go far out of his/her way to exact a particularly devious and well thought out way to sully one’s good name. if a c-nt raptor ever actually existed, it’s mating call would undoubtedly have sounded like a nazgul performing c-nn-l-ng-s.
that f-cking c-nt raptor tina found my girl’s screen name, spent a week getting to know her, and then let it slip that i dumped my ex because her mom had my baby.

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