Cunt Switch


the moment when your girlfried goes from being in a wonderful mood into her typical douchebag self. it almost seems as if a switch is triggered inside their heads to make them turn into a miserable c-nts.
tony: “hey babe. everything was going great this morning over breakfast at the diner, we had bacon, coffee, and lovely conversation. i couldn’t have been happier. how come the minute your friends left and we get into the car you immediately turned on your f-cking c-nt switch?”

girl: “f-ck you”

tony: “enjoy the scenic walk home, b-tch. get out!”

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