Cuntermercial


an emotionally blackmailing and often disturbing charity advert that infers a negative moral standing on the viewer if they do not subscribe to them. usually accompanied by a sanctimonious, plat-tudinous voice-over and distressing music.

i.e. if you don’t give us money, we’re showing you is your fault and you are a uncaring/neglectful/heartless c-nt.
dave watched ncis as always, but in the first commercial break there was a c-ntermercial that made him feel terrible for having his comfy sofa and nice girlfriend.

he nearly pledged the 3 bucks a month but the pizza turned up.

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