Curly Haired Fag
a short, stalky, dwarf-like person usually dressed in black (black coat, black shoes, black nail polish, just…black) and being very fond of russians, lesbians, and russian lesbians. known for having strong interests in vampire literature and for the destruction of electronic gaming devices.
often abbreviated chf.
“see that gotlik over there?”
“yeah, looks like a chf”
“man! what happened to your playstation controller!?”
“curly haired f-g got to it…”
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