Customer Prevention Department
aka sales prevention department aka credit department
most companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. what many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention department or credit department. whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.
hey joe, heard about that big sale, should be no prob getting that new boat next month.
yeah 20 hours of negoation and i had it locked, then the customer prevention department came along and out the f-cking window it went.
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