cuttlefishing


cuttlefishing is when you shart underwater, causing a brown cloud much like a cuttlefish’s ink escape mechanism.
that bath was too relaxing i started cuttlefishing all over the place.
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hanging around in groups of women and acting like they do so as to fool other males into thinking you are not a threat. at the same time you show off many of your manly qualities to the woman to try and get them to sleep with you. comes from wild cuttlefish changing half of their camouflage, the bit facing another male, to female colours while putting on an amazing colour display on the side facing the female. this is so they can mate easily without fighting with other males.
i went out with all my female friends from work last night, to a c-cktail bar talking about summer clothes, babies and relationships i was proper cuttlefishing tying to get in their pants.

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