D.I.B.S.


dibs stands for d-ck in b-tthole syndrome. it is a bacterial desiese that starts with a soar throat and eventually forms a small d-ck in the b-tthole. it’s a deadly disease.
woops. looks like i got d.i.b.s. dude, i got a d-ck in my -sshole!

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