daddy b is the best father figure you will ever have in your life! she is a beautiful and fun girl who will always be there for you ! she doesn’t like showing her darker emotions and will always present herself in a happy and excited way . even tho she has a lazy side to her , she will work hard to make sure everything is perfect! daddy b is the type of friend that you wouldn’t want to loose !
daddy b is the best father !
- breakfast soup
what cereal should have been called. scientist: “i, the great scientist craig cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! i shall name it cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!” smarter scientist: “that doesn’t even make sense! that clearly should be called ‘breakfast soup’ you narcissistic b*st*rd”
- w*nk room
w*nk room. a sometimes secret place where a man (or woman) can m*st*rb*t* in comfort and privacy. have you seen jeffrey recently ? no, i’ll bet she’s in his w*nk room, back of his closet with his p*rn clippings.
- shoulder touch prank
that thing people do when they put their arm behind your back and touch your shoulder opposite of the side theyre on as a joke and to confuse you. created by mn wtf, why did you just do the shoulder touch prank you goon?
a black piece of sh*t i just took a big naole