Daniel Hand High School
daniel hand high school is a public secondary school in madison, ct. it is consistently ranked as one of the best 500 high schools in america. most recently, it was ranked 231 by newsweek magazine. hand’s sports teams (the tigers) are well known and respected. each year the teams are compet-tive and are expected to at least make it to states, if not win. the show choir and other musical groups are also very successful and have been featured on various news channels. the town of madison is pretty affluent which is the main reason for the exceptional students that attend here. former students of daniel hand include streeter seidell of college humor and ryan fodor, the former quarterback of the yale bulldogs. hand’s sat scores are always exceptional and contribute to the 97% graduation rate. each year, over 90% of students choose to continue their education at the post secondary levels.
“hey, you see that kid over there?”
“the one who just hit a homerun and is going to mit next year? yeah, why?”
“right now he goes to daniel hand high school.”
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