dank ass shit


a quant-ty of marijuana that is extremely potent / smelly.
i’m smoking some dank -ss sh-t tommorow.
an extremely fine object, device, piece of culinary goodness. something to be savored as it is of the utmost in quality.
yo, joe, that’s some dank -ss sh-t you got.

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