when the cannabis is nearby and it hits your nose, this is all you need to tell your friends.
1. walking down the street and you smell some kush: “daaaaankwhiff”
2. when you eating a girl’s p*ssy and it smells like the ganja: “ooh, dankwhiff!”
3. unexpected doobie is being smoked somewhere: “dankwhiff”
you joke about someone and it offends someone and the get “b*tt hurt” he got *ssh*tched when i said his teeth were too big for his mouth. haha, he was b*tt hurt.
- joe allend
this is the act in which a person is decimate in the midfield of a football pitch. when one gets joe allen’d they have been destroyed as a human and become lifeless. lads did you see pogba get joe allen’d last night?
- facist pig
a person that thinks jews are bad because they refuse to give them a d*mn cigarrete. f*cking facist pig; get your *ss over here
- exquisitely f*ckable
a way to describe someone who has reached the apex of s*xual attractiveness. meredith is so beautiful she should be rated exquisitely f*ckable.