when the cannabis is nearby and it hits your nose, this is all you need to tell your friends.
1. walking down the street and you smell some kush: “daaaaankwhiff”
2. when you eating a girl’s p-ssy and it smells like the ganja: “ooh, dankwhiff!”
3. unexpected doobie is being smoked somewhere: “dankwhiff”
you joke about someone and it offends someone and the get “b-tt hurt” he got -ssh-tched when i said his teeth were too big for his mouth. haha, he was b-tt hurt.
- joe allend
this is the act in which a person is decimate in the midfield of a football pitch. when one gets joe allen’d they have been destroyed as a human and become lifeless. lads did you see pogba get joe allen’d last night?
- facist pig
a person that thinks jews are bad because they refuse to give them a d-mn cigarrete. f-cking facist pig; get your -ss over here
- exquisitely f*ckable
a way to describe someone who has reached the apex of s-xual attractiveness. meredith is so beautiful she should be rated exquisitely f-ckable.
a beautiful, fat, angelic, ugly mixture of a pooh bear, seal and walrus brooke is pealrus