a s-xy b-st-rd who has a great p-n-s but no friends.
hes such a dannan
- nordic five
a hot -ss group of s-xy nordics. the group includes denmark ( mathias køhler),sweden ( berwald oxenstierna), norway ( lukas bondevik),iceland ( emil steilsson), and finland ( tino väinämöinen). they are all attractive as f-ck and g-y as all h-ll. i swear the nordic five are getting hotter and g-yer every season. a hot -ss […]
usually used as term for the the most utterly terrible form of sound (a combination of: ear rape, distortion, cancer, static, and death to headphone users). tim: “jon, are you ok!?” jon: “oh god, i listen to 3 hours of disearraption and now my ears are bleeding” tim: “i could hear it too; my wife’s […]
- cat draining
when fluids leak out of your cat and you know it’s about to pop so you take it to the hospital but you didn’t drain it in time so it dies. 🙁 mu cousin’s cat died because the cat draining was to late.
- blake bauer
blake bauer is a term used to define a s-xy male ginger (red head). blake bauer is also used as slang to define someone with a deep (often unhealthy) obsession with tacos (hard sh-ll). blake bauer are smart, witty, good actors, and often ponder the mystery of life. in conclusion, blake bauer are s-xy as […]
- runaway t*tty
when a saggy, floppy b–b gets out of control! i was getting a lap dance from mee-maw, when i got slapped in the face by a runaway t-tty.