Darcey

an attractive girl who is intelligent and witty. often caught reading a book, a darcey may come off as standoffish but is simply quite introverted. darcey’s warm up immensely when you get to know them.
that hot girl at the library must be a darcey.
a h-lla legitimate female whose name is made by taking the end of the word “dar” (suffix of radar), and the sound “c”. a very intuitive young lady, often mistaken for being shy, or introverted because she’s always laughing at you in her head. or laughing at her own thoughts about your interactions or the general reality that is. darcey always has wonderful insight, and usually can make you laugh if you’re willing to spend a little time with her. once she warms up, you’ll want her around forever. often people state that other people look like darcey, but aren’t actually as cool. darcey can relate to nearly anyone anywhere, she sort of like the glue that binds things together, especially during tough times. most people are suprised by her once they get to know her, because she’s always got something to bring to the table, like the icing on the cake. anyone can talk to darcey and be understood, but that doesnt mean darcey walks around talking to everyone. she’s usually either one step ahead, or two steps too late, and happy either way.
man, i wish my girlfriend was legit like darcey.
darceys are mysterious creatures who will make you laugh at everything they say. seriously. they’re very involved with the environment, and will often tell you about a new drive that peta or wwf is doing, or maybe about how she wants to buy a panda on a carousel. darceys like wedding dresses like princesses would wear, specifically ones that cinderella would wear. darceys have a way with words and can often offend people in subtle ways, which is good if you’re on her side. overall, darceys are awesome and amazing unicorns.
darcey: we should organize a big fundraiser like a change drive to raise money for a shelter or the wwf and then everyone will love us.
jackie: darcey, you’re such a darcey!
darcey, the most amazing boyfriend/bestfriend anyone could ever wish for. he’s very lovable and extremely easy to fall for. he’s so thoughtfull and helpfull and knows how to treat a girl perfectly. you can joke around with him and he’s so down to earth. if you ever find a darcey, keep him, trust me, it’s worth it!
girl 1: ah my boyfriend is so amazing.

girl 2: he must be a darcey!
darcey, the most amazing boyfriend/bestfriend anyone could ever wish for. he’s very lovable and extremely easy to fall for. he’s so thoughtfull and helpfull and knows how to treat a girl perfectly. you can joke around with him and he’s so down to earth. if you ever find a darcey, keep him, trust me, it’s worth it!
girl 1: ah my boyfriend is so amazing.

girl 2: he must be a darcey!
to be slow minded, ill-witted, dumb, or in other words just plain stupid. you take 5 minutes to laugh at a joke, you will bring up things from a year ago and start laughing randomly at yourself. you laugh inside your head and say “haha! i was laughing inside my head…”
the end.
you just pulled a darcey!
the mastermind behind all the great r-t-rded things in the world. two of his famous ones are the “darcey zoolander” (or the incurbent pose) and the word incurbent.
he tries to claim that the people he knows are more r-t-rded than him, but everyone knows this is obviously not the case.
guy 1: you’ve heard of darcey right?

guy 2: yeah man!! the guy that invented the “darcey zoolander” and the word incurbent!

guy 1: how awesome is he!?
not!!!

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