Darius Fontaine
grand theft auto:san andreas
a commercial on the radio comes on with darius fontaine talking about facing your fears.
there is a myth about him that says “darius fontaine once made a man jump off a cliff, killing himself in the process.”
clues about this is found on the station “wctr”.
lazlo to darius-“ah, darius fontaine! look, i told you to leave me alone!”
also
“the wild traveler”
in a later conversation
-“why am i here?”
-“i don’t know. why are you there? where are you?”
“i’m on a cliff in verdant bluffs. i wanna jump.”
-“oh, lonesome place. i’d jump if i were you.” etc.
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