a way to say ‘darn it’ like an idiot.
darneh! i broke my pencil lead!
absolute perfection. i’d so do you like i saw on hentaihaven that one time.
meatloaf wrapped in turkey,wrapped in duck,wrapped in meatb-lls, wrapped in pizza meat-rduckballizza is the most delicious food that was ever invented
- orange is the new black
when trump won the presidential elections and took over after obama. dude 1: orange is the new black. dude 2: that lesbo show about carpet munching inmates.. get outta here! dude 1: hey quit being racist you pos, haven’t you heard? trump is the future president after obama. ftl dude 2: ba dum tsssss! a […]
- mr smarty pants
somebody who is pretty smart. you normally copy off this dude in cl-ss and pick on him occasionally. but at the end of the day, he knows he’s needed to copy off of. mr. smarty pants just p–ped his pants again. time to copy off of mr. smarty pants.
- nasty cookie
when a group of guys are partic-p-ting in a circle jerk. someone places a cookie in the middle of the circle. everyone shoots their load onto the cookie. the last person to hit it, has to eat it. in last night’s nasty cookie session, i’m pretty sure jim was missing the cookie on purpose. he […]