Darude
a finnish lad who decided to make a magniflorious song called sandstorm. it cannot be put down by the mortals and shall live on by means of the internet!
person a: did you hear that song? it’s like, dududududu!
person b: are you having a seizure?
person c: oh. sandstorm right?
person a: yea! awesome song right?
person b: should i call an ambulance?
person c: nahhh mate darude isn’t that good…
darude is a techno artist that hails from europe (like 99% of all other techno artists). his first release was ent-tled “before the storm” which included into his best hit to date “sandstorm”. while popular in the mainstream, many techno fans (like me) hated the song simply because it was entirely overrated and over-played on the radio. “out of control” and “feel the beat” singles followed suit, using the same style from “sandstorm”.
a few years later, darude released his second alb-m “rush”. although not as popular as the alb-m before it, “rush” had a much better overall sound. two singles were released from the alb-m, “music” and “next to you”. both singles were trance and weren’t instantly popular like “sandstorm”. however, the alb-m is full of great hits like “p-ssing by” and “bitter sweet”.
darude is currently on tour. if he continues to make alb-ms like “rush”, he will the respect of the techno community he lost during the “sandstorm era”.
darude: hmmm. i think it’s time to play “sandstorm” again.
set manager: you’ve already played that 8 time tonight…
darude: hey! who’s the dj here? the people love it.
set manager: whatever dum..darude.
a techno artist from finland (real name: ville virtanen) who is best known for “sandstorm.” he is the best techno artist who ever existed (well, maybe not the best, but he comes close)
unlike all the sh-t music on the radio today, darude’s music is actually good.
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