Dav
1.a slang term for an extremely cool person.
2.a name given to someone who’s name begins with the letter ‘d’ and are a chav.
ben: hey daniel, you’re so chav.
daniel: erm thanks.
callum: oh my god it’s a dav!
ben and callum: hheyeyyyyyyy ddaaaaavvv
gareth: er wut.
a “dav” is a noun that’s generally used when describing someone who’s often on the computer (usage including 4chan and wow) but somehow escapes being branded as a geek or a nerd by his peers. he does this by balancing his pc affliction with selfless gestures and/or being funny.
“he’s on wow again? wtf!”
“but he leant me the new muse alb-m…”
“really? he’s such a dav.”
d.a.v.
deep
-n-l
visit
oh yeah i would give her a dav
(abbreviation) deep -n-l visit
mabel was on the receiving end of a d.a.v. by visitors from the planet ur-n-s. they left behind various flora and fauna, causing her great discomfort.
-someone that sucks at baseball
-someone that isn’t strong
-someone that doesn’t have a six pack
-someone that is mexican
he is such a dávs!
short name of david, a different way to call dave.
hi davs, hey davs, eysa davs,hey dave,hi david
davs are another word for cigarettes, they derive from the brand davidoff which make a h-ll of a cigatette
oi you got davs?
nah man, wna go shop nd buy?
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