David Stern
david stern is the horrendous commissioner of the nba. he allows referees to blatantly change the outcome of certain nba games, most commonly playoff games and always calls them “mistakes”. the worst case happened in 2002 when the lakers won game 6 of the western conference finals against the kings because the refs gave the lakers many free throw opportunities in the 4th quarter. all of the calls were against the kings, and were not even fouls. this threw away the chances of seeing a nets v. kings finals series in 2002. if you don’t believe this, google “the worst tragedy in sports”.
when you really need him, stern is going to make constant horrible decisions. in the nba draft, the commissioner calls out the names of every player that is going to be selected in the 1st round. when he got to the podium on 6/24/10, the fans in madison square garden booed him. some good commissioner, eh? stern cares only about money and ruining nba teams and breaking the hearts of millions of fans.
david stern fan: the lakers kings game wasnt fixed man you just a stupid hater who cant appreciate that the nba is the greatest sport ever!!!
me: …i ain’t even gonna reply, but i have to, since you’re such an idiot…watch the game and you’ll see that it was fixed.
stern fan: i aint gotta watch nothin to believe anythin foo!
me -_-
1. the commissioner of the national basketball -ssociation
2. an out-of-touch fugazy who keeps playas from doin their thing; a playa hater.
1. david stern finally relented to the pressure and went back to using the traditional genuine leather basketball after the new ball failed miserably.
2. my landlord keeps calling the law every time i have a house party. f-ck a david stern.
a weaselly, power mongering, dumb sh-t pr-ck who somehow became the commissioner of the nba.
also regularly has gay orgies with small market owners like dan gilbert, a b-tt-hurt, small market owner whose gay lover left him.
“you know, the trade was blocked for basketball reasons, i don’t think you should be mad.”
“what the f-ck does david stern know about basketball?”
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