David Wolfe
a raw food scam artist who says mushrooms are from sp-ce and sells bullsh-t products, alternative medicines, and what he claims to be facts. he claims to be a guru but it nothing more than a liar and a c-nt who plagiarized most of his work and hates carl sagan for having proofs to back up his claims.
actual david wolfe quotes
“chocolate lines up planetarily with the sun.”
“deer eaters have a different consciousness than a cow eaters”
“…ginsing lubricates that like eeeeeeeeerk.”
“activate genius.”
“don’t use pillows.”
“don’t go to the doctor of the dentist.”
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