Dayanandan
(erectus longinus p-n-s grande) is an advanced species of human found to the west of indonesia and parts malaysia. he is well known for being found wherever their is an abundant amount of video games, pretty women and weapons. main food groups are roti nhan ,pizza ,dragons ,lions ,chuck norris, bruce lee ,human fear and courage. he contains a giant anaconda like p-n-s in his pants and is f-cking awesome in everything. he is known for extreme skills using nunchucks. very dangerous and impossible to defeat in armed or unarmed combat , it is suggested that if you see him immediately run for your life like a sissy b-tch. do not attempt to capture as his fists can crush t-tanium as well as adamantium. if you find yourself cornered by a him start praying because that is the last moment of peace you will have before he drives his fist through your chest and rips off your lips and uses it to kiss your own -ss. he will beat the living daylights out of you in a heartbeat and make you believe that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory if you ever mess with the ones he loves.his has eyes as endless as the ocean and a smile that lights up your life.dayanandan has a scent which stays with you until you see him again.according to prophecy it is the name of the future ruler/ender of the world.
soldier 1 : holy t-tty f-ck, he is deflecting my m16 bullets with his nunchucks.
soldier 2 : -ssholius, try using your grenades or your rocket launcher !!!
soldier 1 : i did .he ate the grenades and started breathing fire.when i tried the rocket launcher he caught the missile and threw it at one of our
soldier 3: f-ck you spineless f-cks, i am gonna kick his -ss with my krav maga and my adamantium katana.you c-nts just keep shooting !!!
-soldier 3 gets mutilated and his head is stuck in his -ss-
soldier 1 & 2: run for your lives !!!
soldier 4 : morons, don’t you all know that we are no match for dayanandan.
in sanskrit daya means mercy/comp-ssion and nandan means joy..dayanandan is one who gains joy in giving comp-ssion aka king of mercy ,which is why his sweet words will make girl’s heart beat louder and eventually fall in love with him.
Read Also:
- Dear Ashleigh
a band from norfolk, england formed in 2011 made up by joshua holland, shelby redfern and amanda mackinnon. one: hey, did you get the new dear ashleigh record? two: yeah man, it’s totally sweet!
- deathcar
a song by post hardcore/metal band fightstar, very good, very heavy and very impressive. amazing song. a great band. ‘so bring out the deathcar, and we’ll drive tonight…’
- Lunch Adultery
the act of having lunch with a co-worker other than your monogamous dining partner. chris: where were you at lunch? paul: oh, rich and i went out to donahue’s for a steak and cheese. chris: was i not at my desk when you left paul: no, you were there. chris: you just comitted lunch adultery. […]
- lunch and learn
when everyone in an office stands in a circle with the employee whose phone extension is “150” in the middle. the employee is then pushed, shoved, beaten, kicked, and stomped until he cannot stand up. after that, the office employees all give him a golden shower at once. the next day, you take him to […]
- fauxfessional
noun, one who pretends to know it all at work and criticizes others when in truth, they are the one that sucks. sue talks smack about everyone else in the office but she is a fauxfessional. she can’t even do her job well.