DBJ
dbj: dont be jealous. used by mall rats and sorority girls
om mi god that’s like so awsome…..oh dbj debbie
don’t be jealous. a common acronynm used in situations where you feel that you are better then people, and need to express it a humble mannor.
when you drive your cadillac escalade and you roll up to a intersection, to see that a honda civic has stopped beside you… you roll down your tinted window and tell them “dbj”
dont be jealous!! (i.e. a quick way to address someone kreebling on you)
connor: what are you bringing to the bbq duncan?
duncan: a veggie platter! dbj!
short for “douche bag jar”. popularized by the 2011 show “new girl” starring zooey deschanel, the douche bag jar is a jar where money is placed when a male does something douchey and someone else (male or female) calls on them to place money in there by saying “douche bag jar.”
dbj was coined at nyu.
girl #1- i’ve been told that i look like eva mendez before.
boy- hahhahaha. psh. you wish.
girl #2- dbj
boy- (puts a dollar in the dbj)
short for double bl-w j-b
generally speaking for men, when two girls blow 1 c-ck at the same time.
jennifer and melissa gave me an incredible two tongue dbj last night.
dbj stands for a dirty bl-w j-b. a dbj is an especially sloppy bl-w j-b which may include excessive amounts of spit, deep throating and ball sucking.
dennis: did you get laid?
anthony: no, but she did give me a dbj.
dennis: nice!
a professional online game organization.
the leader is heihei.
are you a member of dbj?
yes,i am dbjhei.
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