de fellationibus non curat lex
a legal principle, translating from the latin as, “the law does not concern itself with bl-wj-bs”, based on the more well known phrase, “de minimis non curat lex”, which means, “the law does not concern itself with trifles.” the principle holds that bl-wj-bs aren’t really s-x, and therefore laws regulating s-x should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to bl-wj-bs. although the principle of “de f-ll-t–nibus non curat lex” is often credited with former u.s. president bill clinton’s victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to partic-p-te, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in bl-wj-bs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.
defense counsel: your honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de f-ll-t–nibus non curat lex.
judge: this court has no choice but to side with the defense. case dismissed!
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