dead fishing
to flop your p-n-s and b-lls back and forth making the sound of slapping much like a dead fish slapping and object
dude i was over mark’s last night and he was asleep so i turned on the lights and started dead fishing until his mom walked in. it was like flop flop flop/
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siting in the bath masterbating using your stomach muscles rather than your arm muscles. a helmet is required for safety.
to do dead fishing you sit in the bath, place your hand on your p-n-s and using your stomach you sit up and down to m-st-rb-t-.
the act of being in an intoxicated state and wanting to find a dead fish to put in a hated one’s yard to stink it up
erin: “hey jen, i’m drunk and i really want to get revenge on tyler for cheating on me.”
jen: “we should go dead fishing!”
erin: “you’re right! we should! if we throw it on his roof it will stink up his yard faster and it will be harder to find.”
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