dead turk
a event, person or happenstance that is generally known of but not acknowledged by anyone. a elephant in the room.
derived from the plotline of an episode of the pbs television series “downton abbey” in which the protagonists try and hide the death of a turkish visitor.
while discussing the reorg, n-body acknowledged the dead turk in the room- the impending layoffs of half the staff.
the crushed fender wasn’t the real problem. the dead turk was the empty liquor bottle under the front seat.
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