Deadnaughting / Double-Deadnaughting
a deterant stratergy used by woman to ward off s-x offenders, whereby upon being raped, a woman will pretend to be dead in order to scare off the confused attacker.
double-deadnaughting (ddn) is when the offender himself, upon realising that his victim is trying to deadnaught, also goes into a sleep like manouver. this can result in a game of chicken, whereby each person is affraid to move; and may last up to several hours.
seedy pedo 1: “oi, so what happened with you and that chick last night?”
seedy pedo 2: “well, i took her back to some ally, and slipped one up her. she was putting up a bit of fighter at first, then after a few minutes she pulled a deadnaught on me! i wanted to keep going, but without the fight, what’s the point?”
seedy pedo 1: “you should have double-deadnaughted her!”
seedy pedo 2: “f-ck! completely forgot!”
seedy pedo 1; “rookie mistake.. better luck next time.”
deadnaughting / double-deadnaughting
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