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  a death kit is an ensemble of tools/weapons used for (or put together in preparation of) a murder. it usually consists of duct tape/rope, knives, a gun, garbage bags etc… in the case or real killers a death kit will consist more of: a beautiful array of knives (scalpels, machetes, etc…), saran wrap and duct […]

• death yodel

  a death yodel is the last noise you make before you die. similar to a death rattle, but this sound is made exclusively by hillbillies. “yeah, after jescoe flew off his 4 wheeler, he let out a death yodel that would have scared charles manson”

• decaf

  coffee without coffee “what the sh-t is up with this coffee?” “it’s decaf” “there’s no coffee in decaf!” as a side note, this term was originally coined by yours truly while listening to “porcelain”, by moby. the scope of decaf is broad, yet it references a very specific way of life; it hovers like a […]

• Decemberfest

  decemberfest is the later, more intoxicated version of oktoberfest. this takes place annually on the 20th of december. well we forgot about oktoberfest but we can still have decemberfest.

• deep fried asshole

  the result of putting your -ss in a deep fryer. mike got a pretty nasty deep fried -sshole from that accident last week.

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