Decisioneering


decisioneering is the over-engineering of a simple decision because you can. in fact by using decisioneering often the event that drove the decision point is over, closed out and has expired by the time the decisioneered solution has been finalized.
a committee of -n-lysts commenced a decisioneering process on how to best go about killing a fly. they considered using a flyswatter, as well as researching, proposing, socializing, re-researching, re-proposing, many other ideas. in the end they decisioneered an elaborate, well researched, and effective rube goldberg device. only then did they notice that the fly had left the room.

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