deer ass
to be used during the act of p–ping or defocation, when one will spread their glutious maximus to produce a flat surface around the -n-s, similar to a deer. producing desired effects of using 35% less toilet paper and saving time on the bowl.
mark is tired of clogging the toilet bowl with needless toilet paper, so he decided to deer -ss in order to save paper and time.
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