defuck

this term, coined by the -ssistant manager of mooradian contracting means to rectify or fix a problem situation.
i had to def-ck the situation
antonym of “f-ck and give birth to”.
de-f-ck: (or un-f-ck), cancel the s-xual intercourse (by going back in time …) that someone’s parents have had or return him/her to the hospital (the morgue, to be exact) where he/she was born at, so that this so very hated person’s or exetremely unworthy of living moron’s existence wouldn’t have sp-ce in the first place. :d
i stole scharry’s word, therefore, i should undergo the de-f-cking process -so did the taliban court rule. (that was random for an example :p)
(verb) 1. wishing not to have hooked up with someone.
last night i hooked up with guillaume. it was a huge mistake, i want to def-ck it.
also “de-f-cked”
the antonym of f-ck, used as in “getting f-cked up”

to reverse the procedure of getting f-cked up.
to restore to good health.
to rehabilitate.
to repair to a usable or presentable condition.
that dude is in the hospital getting def-cked up after getting the sh-t beat out him.

this chick was totally stoned so she had to go get def-cked up.

wow, those geeks totally def-cked that computer that i thought was a complete piece of sh-t.
noun. a catastrophic defect that renders a product useless. most common usage occurs in the software industry as a reference to critical defects.
when the customers clicked on the b-tton, a def-ck crashed the web site.
def-ck- 1. n; an accidental work that comes up on t9 word
2. v. a question you ask yourself when something crazy goes down.
what def-ck was that?