dehydrated p-ss comes from west virginia. well, its the skin color of one brandon kelly.
look ma’ there goes that dehydrated p-ss boy brandon again.
- to idolize marilyn monroe
verb: for a guy to drop on his knees in front of a s-xy woman and ask her for s-xual favors do not even try to idolize marilyn monroe, unless you are proposing marriage to your girlfriend
- craigslist job
simply put, a job that n-body wants. this job could be anything from a bathroom attendant to the camera mans -ssistant at a shotgun wedding. there is no formal hiring process and the pay is anything but compet-tive. *at shotgun wedding* cam: do you see that camera mans -ssistant in the corner drinking free booze? […]
(adj.) experiencing a state of hunger so acute that it prompts acquiescence, particularly to others’ food or restaurant suggestions, preferences, or requests antonym: hangry i don’t know what i want to eat, but at this point i’m hungreeable, so it’s up to you guys.
- davekat h*ll
when you go looking for one fluffy dave x karkat fic and you come back up 8 hours, 18 sm-t fics, 23 long fics, and 3 oneshots later. moirail: why didn’t you text me back you: i was in a davekat h-ll feelings jam later okay
- tom johnston sandwich
when two hobos m-st-rb-t- into a subway wraper and take turns eating it man im so hungry i could eat a tom johnston sandwich