Dell Computers
piece of sh-t computers. i can sh-t computers better than those. theses unsuspecting people see the ads of the stupid little pot head screamin dude ur gettin a dell and get drawn to it. they sh-t the bed after like 4 months than u call there high quality support and stay on the phone with some d-ckhead hoo rambles for 4 hours about the wrong thig
johnny: watta u doin?
jimmy: im playin on my four month old dell.
crash
johnny: dude ur computer jus crashed.
jimmy: no prob ill call their great support.
4 hous later……
support man: ching chong cho me chin lalalalalala
jimmy: f-ck u im getting a compaq
thee most pos computer you could ever buy!! non-upgradable, non-compatable, non-good
dude your getting a gateway!!!!
disguised as a wonderful,colorful and amazing investment in tomorrows technology while filling your head with the fact that your getting this awesome deal when really your getting the next peice of sh-t from tomorrow where youll type anything without recieving it on your screen for the next 2 decades, all while your trying to f-cking write a paper thats worth half your grade and although your ready for a break, your computer thinks it deserves one too except its so f-ckin stupid it doesnt know the difference between shut down and just putting up the screen saver. oh yeah, you can save a file but have fun trying to retreive its -ss, and yeah ill give you the internet…….not!!! well okay sure do you mind waiting till you grow a f-ckin beard and have to wear adult diapers. cause thats how long its going to take. ps dell is friendly. f-ck that sh-t.pfm.aka pretty f-ckin much. there computer help services…. guess what? there not helpful, and im not talking just on computers, they dont even pick up the phone, pretty sure they just give you the number in case you need help and to make you think your going to have some kind of security. unless you speak gallic, yeah, some long forgotten language from the italians. anyway dell is just a huge production agency that produces hunks of sh-t scr-p metal and fancy looking things inside that scr-p of metal and slap on a “im a computer” sticker so youll buy it. f-ck!!!!
nice ummm…dell computer…pfft
f-ck you!!!
just like any other computer you get what you pay for. if you spend $600 on a computer it’s going to be a non-upgradable pos just like a gateway you ignorant fuc.
i got a good deal on a dell computer that’s the same f-cking thing as the gateway that was $200 more.
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