delusional sizing
1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. mariah carey)
2. when a man thinks his c-ck is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is
mariah swears she wears a size 6…her -ssistants replace size 12 tags with 6’s to accomodate her delusional sizing
some guys love to flash their c-cks because they think it is bigger than it actually is…when people laugh, they may realize it’s a case of delusional sizing
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