Derpa Dew
a mountain dew like beverage purchased in the middle east. normally doesn’t contain artificial citrus flavors, but instead contains actual orange juice.
seaman: yo boats wheres the vending machines in this h-ll-hole? i could use a cold mountain dew right now.
boats: go to that little corner store, not exactly mountain dew, but better, a “derpa dew”.
seaman: what’s a derpa dew?
boats: just try it, go ask the corpsman for some zantac before you do, it’s a delicious bottle of heartburn.
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