deskthumpin
the embar-ssing act that occurs when a male gets an erection while sitting at his office or cubicle, and his untimely wood presses against the bottom of his desk. deskthumping is easily hideable, but uncomfortable nonetheless.
“when i was checking out p-rn at my desk instead of doing data entry, i popped some wood and started deskthumpin’. good thing the human resources lady didn’t catch wind of it”
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