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- river edge nj
middle cl-ss town in bergen county. some own the hideous mcmansions who think that theyre alpine material because they drive a bmw 3 series base model with their home depot chandeliers in the big window above the front door. some families are extremely wealthy, but you would never know. there are alot of “fake” rich […]
- pulling a donna
making people think you care but then turning around and being the c-ntiest c-nt in c-ntland she was pulling a donna so i blocked that irrelevant b-tch.
describing the female reproductive system of a woman who produces numerous children, often with little down time between. that tramp’s cooch is a pezgina, she just keeps popping out one baby after another like a pez dispenser.
- puking baby
life of being a mom in two words i am the mother of a puking baby
- pimms cup
when you and your partner are doing it, then you just start jack hammering and spin 360° while you drink soda water last night we decided to try doing the pimms cup and now we have ants. cos that’s how we get ants.