child of a selfish, vain woman who doesn’t work, and piggy backs off others. to be a dexton, your mother doesn’t look after you, and is more worried about uploading pictures on social media before taking care of you. often dexton is a child of a single mother who sleeps around to get things handed to her, and is often a result of trying to trap a man
look at that poor baby. he has been left in a pack n play with his own poo all over him, while his mother takes a picture and uploads it to instagram. he must be a dexton
- hipster wasted
getting blackout drunk off craft beer. the loft party i ended up at had bourbon county so i had no choice but to get hipster wasted.
someone who wants to do kirigiri in the pusspuss uiaesfsadf;ojidsfajasfdsadfj’lkzsdf\ naegg ahuuafhuashfuahsuhsudghauhah
- sir twerks alot
a girl who acts like a tomboy and likes to twerk a girl who acts like a tomboy and likes to twerk ” she is such a sir twerks alot”
bee there goes another madhumitha.
either the lord and savior or the guy mowing your lawn person a: do you know jezus is watching you. person b: yes he is mowing my lawn.