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dear husband
my dh lets me buy all the scr-pbooking stuff i want to and i don’t even have to wear black pantyhose!
on on-line discussion groups, abbreviation for “dear hubby.” less common: “dear husband,” “dearest h-,” “darling h-.”

frequent users include sahms, christians; any group with the right combination of insecurity, self-righteousness, and poor education.

often inexplicably used with an insult, usually cutesy: “my dh is a nice man, but ugly as a shaved kitten.” tends to be near emoticons, lol and its various permutations, capitalisation-free text, and spelling errors.

also seen, possibly thanks to the irritation of being referred to as a dh, is xh — “ex-hubby.”
even my dh is comenting on how much more junk mail im getting since i started posting to this bb,roflmao!!!!

the dh and i very much enjoyed the professional service and fine dining atmosphere of the olive garden. we really enjoy authentic, gourmet italian food!!!! dh spoils me there by ordering an entire bottle of wine.

kelly-lee, your dh sounds like such a wonderful man. i only wish my bf would hurry up and propose now that i’m pregnant!!!!

my dh is totally embarased whenever i want him to buy tampax for me!!!!
designated hitter
up next is the dh, david ortiz.
a d-ck head, either in actual shape or in personality.

(note: if one is a “d.h.” because of actual head shape, jacking-off of the head my occur in public by random people)
ex.: “he got what i like ta call a d.h….” (a what??) “….a d-ck head!!”

ex. 2: man, shut the f-ck up…f-ckin d.h.!!!
(verb) acronym standing for dry hump meaning to engage in all of the motions of having s-xual intercourse while still wearing your pants or underwear.
(see levi lovin)
david, after a particularly vigorous d.h. session with ivy, had to change his spooge soiled pants.
dumb hoe.
i can’t stand her she is such a dh.

i was being a dh at the club.

why are you such a dh?
dh, formally known as the “daily haley”, is a term used to express illogical mistakes resulting from pinterest brain. dh is not contagious, however, it does affect people closely involved.

tell tale symptoms of dh are as follows,

1. repeated mishaps of similar nature with same end result
2. inability to learn in a structured environment
3. an inexplicable love of fashion and patterns that often effects speech patterns
4. wearing scarves even in increasingly warm weather

if you feel that you are suffering from dh, please continue to do nothing. nothing can be done to mend this condition.
i believe there will be at least 5 dh’s today. they never stop

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