diarrati
the art of harnessing the power of explosive diarrhea as a self defense weapon. – projectile poo.
when combined with some kicks punches chops and other karati techniques, a burning hot diarrhea blast the the face of one’s opponent can mean the difference between life and death.
background:
first there was karati – martial arts.
then… literati – people who could meantally pulverize you with their vocabulary.
then… digirati – hackers so sophistocated and intelligent, they could steal your ident-ty, become you and commit some haness crime that you will eventually be blamed for.
finally diarrati – people who have mastered the art of projecting multiple streams of diarrhea with shocking accuracy.
oh man, it’s a good thing you knew diarrati or we would have been -ss-imilated by those queers over there by that gay bar.
dont mess with me! i know diarrati!
my eyes are still burning cauz someone pulled a gave me a double-punch-mid-air-roundhouse with a spinning-diarrati-round-ss to finish it off.
you should practice your diarrata’s daily. (diarrhea katta’s)
– preferably in the diarrojo. (diarrhea dojo)
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