when you have s-x and leave promptly after satisfaction.
she was horney and had a busy day, so she asked me to come over for a “d-ck & dash”.d-ck and dash d-ck’n dash
the time of year when pastafarians prepare for the winter and give thanks to the flying spaghetti monster for his glorious bounty of fruits and vegetables that they have enjoyed during the spring and summer. all hail his almighty noodliness at cavatellitine. his noodly appendage has provided great bounty for us throughout the spring and […]
a road-sofa is any motorcycle that is large and designed mostly for comfort. my goldwing is such a wonderful road-sofa
- backside misty
when you are sitting on the toilet and you fart so hard forcing the water up and splashing your -ss i had the sh-ts last night, and i gave myself a backside misty
being both salty and shady at once. man, carla was pretty shalty today.
- krusty shower
peeing in someone’s b-tt and have them sh-t it back on you. chas p-ssed in hillary’s b-tt in return she gave him a krusty shower.