dick doily



a piece of toilet paper used to keep one’s d-ck from touching a public toilet seat whilst taking a sh-t.
john is afraid of catching vd from public toilets. when he has to sh-t in one, he puts a d-ck doily on the front of the seat to protect his p-n-s.

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