person 1: oh look at that fish. it’s not moving.
person 2: it’s a needletail
- cheese eating d*ck monkey
someone so stupid that they would confuse eating cheese with being a d-ck you cheese eating d-ck monkey, how stupid can you possibly be??
a (snack) is someone who looks good at the moment. look at that (snack )over there he/she looks good. an attractive female. do you know how many snacks live in this dorm? too many. not going to lie chris, your sister is a snack. that which is less than a full meal mmm, these funyuns […]
ancient name/term that shows up in obscure occult texts usually referring to ‘devil’ or ‘con-artist’. a beckta is one who is happy to lick your b-m while plunging a dagger in your back. a socially intelligent master manipulator, a beckta knows you know he’s a liar but charms you all the same. d-mn kid, you […]
- chilli dog
when you take a sh-t on a chicks chest and t-ttie f-ck her chilli dogs are d-mn hot the act of t-ttyf-cking a chick after giving her a cleveland steamer. stacy: “i’m hungry. i could go for a chilli dog for lunch.” mark: “i’m there! you strip down, i’ll go take some exlax!” stacy: “….what?” […]
a slang term for s-x dude, i got shaud from this girl last night.