Dick Fence


the act of blocking one’s d-ck from prying eyes whilst peeing in a public environment. used by rafters or boaters when a male has to pee off the side of the boat and wants to block a direct view of his junk. hats, a well placed hand, a map, a sandal, could all be used for the d-ck fence.
while dave was taking a leak off the side of the boat, sarah’s boat floated really close by. so dave put up a d-ck fence with his hat so she couldn’t see how small it was.
1. a person who believes they’re hot sh-t
2. one who brags about stuff no one else cares about
3. someone who talks sh-t about other people behind their back because they’re an incompetent and insecure douche c-ck
person 1: told you he was a f-g. why did you hang out with him? i’m so much better than that f-g.
(person 1 is insecure about actually being a f-g and trying to divert attention from their f-gginess by calling other people f-gs and saying he is better.)
person 2: shut up d-ck fence! quit being such a f-g you gay h-m- douchey douche c-ck.

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