dick money
money given to a person by one’s mom too get laid.
becky gives her son monthly allowance too get laid. this is called d-ck money
(n.) a type of currency -ssociated with a man’s genitalia. it can be used instead of cash, change, debit cards, credit cards, checks or money orders. only accepted at certain locations; examples include but are not limited to the gap, denny’s, turtle bay tavern nyc, plan parenthood. d-ck money is typically created after a woman performs oral s-x on a man – turning his d-ck into a commodity of wealth.
sal: hey, you wanna go out tonight?
austin: nah man i’m broke.
sal: just have some b-tch suck your d-ck.
austin: h-ll yeah…i’m gonna get me that d-ck money.
money that is ascertained through any situation that involved the use of a man’s p-n-s.
bro 1: yo, it’s fall break, you comin’ out tonight?
bro 2: nah man, i’m h-lla broke.
bro 1: prost-tution appears to be the quickest solution, sir. you have 5 hours to be at the bar. go!
bro 2: ’bout to get that d-ck money!
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