dick off
the act of two men engaging in one-upmanship-especially as related to impressing a woman or attempting to present self as intellectually superior.
john and jack got into a d-ck off at the bar but i don’t think sally was interested in either of them.
to waste time in a manner found inappropriate by a superior or leader. often times this is not the first time that such inefficiencies have taken place; use of this term implies frustration and eagerness to get said task completed.
-dude, i can’t play b-ball today ’cause i’ve got to finish up this flippin brief.
-well, maybe if you’d stop d-cking off asking for f-cking tots all the time, you’d be done by now!!
being or acting like an imbecile.
only a d-ckoff thinks that rap is music.
a compet-tion between guys to see who has the biggest d-ck.
person 1 : i bet my shlong is far bigger than yours
person 2 : theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a d-ck-off
(v.) to flail ones p-n-s at a small child; to stick ones p-n-s in a light socket.
old man peterson liked the small boy so much that he decided to d-ckoff in front of him; the r-t-rd saw a light socket and decided to d-ckoff
a “d-ck-off” is a challenge between men to see who’s p-n-s is longer…
billy: i bet mine is bigger than yours!
tom: no way man, there is no way yours is bigger than mine.
billy: well i guess we will have to have a “d-ck-off”
an insult widely used across the hampshire county of england.
a: do you fancy going out to the movies tonight.
b: pffft. d-ck off love.
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