Dick-pining
basically the traditional roles of man chasing woman and woman being pursued is switched. and she is after your d-ck hence d-ck-pining.
guy 1: “dude b-tterface is keeps d-ck-pining me and i don’t know how to deal with it.”
guy 2: “well you can either use her or lose her … or both.”
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