Dick Shock
d-ck shock occurs when your boxer shorts build up static electricity over the course of the day. the boxers, the zipper of your pants, and the head of your p-n-s all align at once and you get a very nasty shock just like when you rub your socks on the carpet and touch a door kn-b.
tony was at work all day long and when he finally sat down he winced in pain from the d-ck shock
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