Dickwall


the wall of guys that form a barrier between the dance floor and the bar area of any nightclub. usually forms organically in such a fashion to block access onto the dancefloor or off the dancefloor. the d-ckwall will not move to let people p-ss and always looks a cross between desperate, perverted, and sleepy. the d-ckwall likes to force people to brush against them to leave the dancefloor and p-ss into the bar area. often forms around 10pm and disperses by 1am when the d-ckwall realizes they are not going to have women or in some guys case, men, approach the d-ckwall and try to hook up.

d-ckwall, d-ck wall, d-ck-wall, c-ckwall, c-ck-wall, ballhall, ball-hall (both walls of a hall covered in a d-ckwall so you brush against both sides), the douche fence (only if its made up of mostly italian men)
i didn’t see you on the dancefloor, the d-ckwall was too deep.

i hate going to the bar, there are always creepy old guys in the d-ckwall.

did you see that total f-g in the d-ckwall?

why are all the black guys in the d-ckwall without any endowment.

susan was trying to get to the dancefloor but got caught up in the d-ckwall and we lost her.
condition that occurs when moving from a standing to a sitting position, and the zipper on the fly of the pants bends and bows outwardly, creating a bulge that resembles an erect p-n-s. this condition is most severe when wearing corduroy pants.
these pants give me the worst d-ck wall!
a male h-m-s-xual who flops
i knew he was d-ckwalls because he was gay and flopped.
the act of placing an obscene amount of poorly-drawn to well-detailed pictures of male genitalia on the door or wall of a girls’ dormitory.
oh my god, you have to come upstairs! some douche bag just d-ckwalled us!
when a group of friends choose someone on their friends list and deface their wall with photos of p-n-ses, things that look like p-n-ses, and things generally p-n-s-related, so that the only things present when someone visits is things involving p-n-ses.
can be used as a verb or noun.

aw man, i left facebook for an hour and you guys totally gave me a d-ck wall. you’re a bunch of jerks.

holy cr-p! i got d-ck walled by carey, kym, matt, dave, and jen while i was asleep! i guess i should make my profile friends-only now, in case this happens again. don’t want the boss to see it by accident.
the perfect little “innocent” s-xually frustrated girl.
“bro, your girl is such a d-ckwall”

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