Diesel Jockey
one who fills their petrol powered car with a more dirty and less refined fuel – namely diesel.
effects are known to kill car if not already dead. it makes your car badly beaten, scratched and has go faster stripes hanging off and a jesus sticker on the back.
‘glid the diesel’ would approve of this method of propulsion as it’s eco-friendly effects are stopping the engine from working completely.
conversion costs:
1 tank diesel £40
aa membership £50 per year
repair work to engine £100
1 tank petrol £40
total £230
the mechanics are happy with this work as it keeps them in business.
my name is joe – i have a pertol car. i think i’ll fill it with diesel. that makes me a diesel jockey
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