digimom
moms, often times stay-at-home, that spend most of their free time indoors on their computer/smart phone reading blogs about cooking, decorating, children, and other perfect world martha stewart cr-p; updating their status/posting pics of their kids on facebook; and planning senseless things on pinterest.
my neighbor’s wife is a digimom. she never comes outside other than to create a perfect memory which will be posted to fb, take a picture of her neatly decorated home’s seasonal outdoor decor, or her kids doing something uniquely artsy and cool to show all the other moms in her digital world just how much fun they’re always having.
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