Digital Slop
the art of taking a mediocre (or just plain bad!) image and turning it into a sell-able image through the use of photoshop actions or filters.
with the advent of t-rd polishers like kubuta, craig, rad and all the other overnight wannabes (and contrary to b-tthead, beavis…) you can polish a t-rd! they know you have no skill but want you to fork over your hard earned dough in hopes of being the next big hit (it smells like a nigerian make a million internet scam)!
exposure, shutter speed…blah, aperture, iso, white balance…blah, think with your wallet jimmy! don’t worry about craft or skill…just make money!
take that cr-ppy image, spend 5 hours in photoshop with actions and make it “pop”! (not to be confused with the original image which was p–p).
a common practice used by debbie digitals and soccer mom photographers to make some money on the side until the kids get in school.
1.) i thought i was going to have to re-shoot that session but with a little kublota digital slop i’m a professional photographer again; wink wink.
2.) did you see tim’s senior pictures? that digital slop made him look like a million bucks!!!
3.) light meter…blah…who needs one, with digital slop i’m a vgalleriawanabia!
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